When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. In the Game of Agencies, you Go Big or Go Home.
As the latest season of ‘Game of Thrones’ approaches we give you a sneak peak of what ‘Game of Thrones’ would be like if it was pulled out of Westeros and placed in an advertising agency.
Disclaimer: This series has been suited to cater to people working in advertising agencies. If you have any problem with the content or think your department might have been missed, send out a raven and we will rectify it immediately.
1. HR – Jon Snow
This character, whether in the show or in your agency is loveable and extremely clueless. They always have no idea what’s going on but try to make peace anyway!
2. Creative Director – Cersei Lannister
This individual, just like Cersei protects his team with every fibre of his being. Fearless and in a possession of power, they are a force to be reckoned with.
3. Art Director – Greyworm
The chief officer of the Unsullied, he is responsible for his team and always keeps a watch on them, every minute of every hour of every day.
4. Designers – The Unsullied
These talented bunch of warriors are extremely skillful in their field of battle. They are masters of their chosen art but their allegiance to their masters might not always work in their favor.
5. Copywriter – Tyrion Lannister
Either you hate them or your absolutely love them. This team usually spends their time making witty retorts or drinking wine (burp) in fact I am cradling a glass of wine as I type this. You might love us or hate us, but you simply cannot ignore us.
6. Media – Mace Tyrell
Just like the media department of any agency, this department is the master of coin. Unlike the accountant, they are the decision makers when it comes to transferring funds.
7. Strategist – Petyr Baelish
No one can equal the IQ of this team. Their job is to work in the shadows and keep an eye on the happenings of the agency, and they do a damn good job of it. They always stay on top of their game and make every situation work in their favor.
8. Client Servicing – Varys
Varys is the spirit animal of this team, just like the spider these guys are born strategists. In the show, they pass information from one party to another and they always have a backup plan!
9. SEO Specialist – Three-eyed raven
Like the three-eyed raven, the main task of this team is to spread information all across the internet and help people find it.
10. Client No. 1 – Ramsay
This client won’t be content until he spills blood, sweat and tears.
11. Client No. 2 – Red Woman
This is a trigger happy client who either is on fire or loves setting things on fire.
12. Intern – Samwell Tarly
Need we say any more?